Couldn’t resist re-blogging this! From Bruce Goodman’s great blog, Weave a Web.
(This is a translation of an actual poster in France)
After entering this church, you may hear “the call of God”. However, it is unlikely he will call you on his mobile. Thank you for turning off your phones.
If you wish to talk to God, by all means do so. Come in and choose a quiet place.
If you wish to see Him, send a text while driving.